^ Wow I can smell the offense from miles awayMadonna rehearsing Express Yourself + Born This Way for the MDNA Tour.
If you hate her, why post her videos or even look her up? Monsters are so pressed; hating on the very woman who paved the way for your Xerox machine idol.
Queen Elizabeth II copies Madonna’s iconic old age and legendary British accent. I don’t understand why Elizabeth calls herself a “queen” when she doesn’t even have a #1 hit single. Snap out of it, Elizabeth! There’s only one queen and that’s Madonna!
(via jewdas)
lina morgana isn’t actually dead. in the police report, it said she was never identified because her body and face were destroyed by the impact of the accident. lina survived and got several reconstructive procedures then joined the spotlight as a pop singer who is bitter of gaga’s success and often tries to be like her. lina morgana is actually katy perry
- boy: *makes a "get in the kitchen"/"make me a sandwich" joke*
- me: IF YOU'RE A STRONG FEMALE
- me: YOU DON'T NEED PERMISSION
- me: *boobs turn into guns*
- me: *shoots up the whole place*
- me: *frolics out the door with scheiße playing in my wake*
- General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
- Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
- Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
- Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
- Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
- General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
